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April Fools!

Yo, today was a good day. I dont really have anything new for april fools, but Im so exited starcraft 2 is coming out. I wonder what happens when you are infested. Do you get brainwashed too? Or do you still have some feelings? or anything? Well anyways, I made up a story, and it is about a drone.

One stupid drone.

Today was a nice day. Well that is until noon. I was a lazy larvae, who just hanged out near the hatchery. I’m those tough larvaes, the ones who throw other larvae out of the creep so they die. Cerebrates where thinking of making me a huge ultralisk, or a dangerous guardian, but you no wut they desided to do? They made me to a drone! Well, of course, I coudnt do anything about it. So with a magical power of the cerebrate I suddenly started to get bigger and bigger. It feels like um for the humans lets say… Um chest hair growing suddenly? Well thats how it feels like. It takes 30 fukin seconds and now Im a drone. Of course, I got no legs, so I fall with my admomend to the creep. How the fuk am i supposed to move? I mean like if the zerg have developed so much, y dont they have legs? Seriously no legs? Well, I start hovering kinda. Like the feeling your drunk and u think your in heaven. Well, so all I do is gather minerals for the whole day, and get my self some cuts from those sharp minerals just so they can regenerate in 10 seconds. There is many drones around me, doing the same thing. So I decide to fuck life and I run to kill the cerebrate. My awesome 5+1 damage damages him 1hp, and he regenerates it in 3 seconds. It takes me all day to kill him, and when I finally do, He regenerates. Oh yea  I need dark templar warp blades! But of course it was too late, a few lurkers where rite new to me. Burrowed and ready to go. But of course I used my powerful spells and turned to a creep colony. Then I hump a little more so I can be a sunken. I admire sunkens. They use their weak dicks and use it for powerful attacks. It would be really sad if you got killed by a dick, While Im thinking of that, Protoss attack, and of course, I die. Well, thats the life of a zerg folks. Born, Evolve, Evolve more, work, Evolve, and die. Wut a life. I mean we cant even be pimps. there is no sexuality, exept sunkens are all boys. I mean wuts the point of a sunken girl? there is no power dick.

Well anyways I die and I got no regrets. This is so ugh.